you're an idiot.

noodles. and butter. with some parmesan cheese. it was either that or some grits and lays bbq chips. or nutella. i should really head to the grocery store. if my brain had a grocery list, the top 5 things on it would be this:

1. storage space; enough for at least 10% increase in capacity
2. kill the incessant thinking
3. facts about how long you could survive if a wild mongoose attacked you and your carotid artery was punctured.. mildly, not fatally
4. dolla dolla bills y'all
5. food for the right side, sedatives for the left

yep. that list sounds about good. i guess maybe there are a lot of things i would like to pick up for my brain. a key. maybe if my brain had a key of sorts, then i could open it up and see what was really inside. i'd start with some clean-up first though. all those damn thoughts always sloshing around in there... i'd like to just take them out entirely. but i guess maybe some of them are useful. top 5, coming at you:

1. my room smells like syrup. hazlenut coffee syrupy goodness. i love that candle. good purchase, me.
2. i wish i could sing like lauryn hill.
3. pants.
4. pomogranate wine. i should have a glass. but i'd really like to eat some chocolate peanut butter ice-cream too. could this be a descent combo? what if i made a pomogranite wine, chocolate peanut butter float? gross. i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
5. i feel like i'm too small for life sometimes. i mean, how am i supposed to know how to live when i've never done it before? funny how we only have one. i'd like to have a second chance to live, after i lived a first one, so that i could come back and throw some completely new things into the mix. actually, no. one life is good enough. i'm ready to get out of this 'ell 'ole.

yea. see. not too many good thoughts there. okay, good maybe, but not particularly useful. like, did you know that dust mites can't live in CO because it's too dry there? true fact. too bad i live in cali.

noodles. noodles don't have a lot of taste. i should have gone with grits and bbq chips. and nutella.

1. what an idiot
2. this blog is completly idiotic
3. grits and bbq chips would be totally disgusting and not the least bit nutritious, idiot
4. nutella is good.
5. dolla dolla bills y'all!
i'm an idot. i mean idiot. damn it.