the daily report.

i just discovered loads of new music to slay my ears and i can't stop eating these milk chocolate foil balls from see's candy. the word frabjous is quite possibly the greatest new word ever to come to my attention, and i think lil' wayne may be legitimately a 'little person'. if i had to choose, i'd rather be a pterodactyl than a monkey. i didn't even know that pterodactyle was spelled with a 'p'. but i'd rather be that. sometimes i feel bad that i have so much free time at work. free time that allows me to write nonesense like the above, and not feel too bad about it when all is said and done. i figure, most people enjoy a rare chance to 'stick it to the man' when presented with it, and i, on a regular basis, get to do just that. it rained yesterday and i remembered what time of year it was. sometimes i forget because it's always warm and sunny here.

why don't you tell me something funny and in return i'll laugh and make you feel you've done a good job at amusing me. nothing could be further from the truth. but the truth is, i'm laughing. and i'm still eating these chocolate balls. i really want some red galoshes. or yellow, even though those are to be expected. this is the only thing keeping me from being truly a kid again. lofty statement? that's why i said it. leaky legs learing like looming lakey lofts.

is it time to go home yet, i asked. no. the answer was no.

galoshes.