'best things invented in the world ever'
dress pockets. i can pretty much speak for all women in saying that dress pockets are the greatest. totally unexpected and yet completely useful. if its chilly, no big deal... my dress has pockets!! no need to find a cardigan. and don't even worry about it making your cute little dress look frumpy, dress pockets blend right into your outfit. dress pockets are basically the best thing invented ever.
psssssst. i don't really need to explain this one. please refer to previous blog. psssssst is the best thing invented ever.
magnets. sometimes i forget that magnets even exist. but then a day will come along where i'll need to hang that radical picture of so and so up on my cabinet at work and oh, i don't have any tape. but tape is annoying anyway, because when you try to take it off it sticks everywhere, cuz that's what tape does, and then you're just aggitated. oh, don't even worry, i have a magnet. easy, clean, and hangs stuff really great. thanks magnet. plus, you can put magnets in all kinds of useful things. paperclip holder, figurine that i can mold into whatever pose i want, just to name a couple. magnets are the best things invented ever.
make up. thank god to whoever invented make up for girls faces. i'm not too proud to say that if it were not for this delightful invention, my self esteem would be suffering far greater than it is at present. not to mention that basically i get to paint my face every day. fun! make up, you are great. you are a best thing invented ever.
zebras. they don't even really do anything, but they look awesome! they are like a horse, but with sweet black and white zig zag stripes. if i could, i would own a zebra and name it mojo. zebras, i am so glad you are considered one of the best things invented ever in the world.
laser eye surgery. i haven't had it yet, but someday i will. and when i do, it will be amazing and i will say to myself, 'that was one of the greatest things invented ever in the world'! because, now i can see! best ever in the world.
popsicles. i was reminded yesterday, and the day before it and the day before that one even, that when it's so hot outside that it feels like satan is slapping you in the face, there's nothing better than a nice frozen popsicle. not only is it frozen, but it is refreshing. usually made of real frui,t or just plain sugar, i'd like to shake the hand of whoever thought of this one... because come on!! it's like, "oh this sweltering sun is killing me! i need a cold beverage! noo! this isn't cold enough! COLDER!" and boom. popsicle. frozen drink on a stick. easy to hold and even better to eat. hot day? no problem. there's a glorious thing called a popsicle and it is one of the greatest things invented ever in the world.this concludes the first part of my best things invented ever in the world list. there are numerous other items to be added, and perhaps at a later date they will be. thank you and goodnight.
