it's true. only from far away. i've been looking pretty hideous these days. lack of sleep, rough luck, pre-menopausal hormone tendencies.. i mean, whaaat?! your guess is as good as mine. i'm thinking about never looking in a reflective surface again. at least for a good while. perhaps i'm my own worst critic. whatever the case, i've been having a couple months of the 'uglies'. i'm not even mad, really.
so, i was thinking that it might be really awesome if my eyes were like a mood ring and could change colors depending on my mood. i talked to duanes (hi duanes) about this and he agreed that it would be completely fantastic. i'm pretty glad about this idea, because usually my mood color with rings is green, and so i imagine that if my eyes were accurate, they would stay green the majority of the time. if i ever get laser eye correction, i am definately asking them if this is a possibility, and if they could just go ahead and add that procedure on top of the laser one.
the other day i got a parking ticket right as i was getting back to my car. all that stuff that people say about women being able to get out of tickets better than men, is a lie. either that, or my skillz have taken a drastic, and startling, plummet for the worse. that ass face. women are just people too, i guess. like men. i had always hoped that we women were a little bit magical. i'll still hedge my bets that we are. in the end, i made sure to thank him for doing his job. that's just the kind of person i am.
i had a dream the other night that timmy body slammed makena and then i body slammed his life for body slamming an infant. it was terrible. amidst the body slamming, there was a furrious wind storm going on. we never did find out if makena was okay after receiving such a slamming. way to go timmy.
as i always say, love and let love. until next time...
so, i was thinking that it might be really awesome if my eyes were like a mood ring and could change colors depending on my mood. i talked to duanes (hi duanes) about this and he agreed that it would be completely fantastic. i'm pretty glad about this idea, because usually my mood color with rings is green, and so i imagine that if my eyes were accurate, they would stay green the majority of the time. if i ever get laser eye correction, i am definately asking them if this is a possibility, and if they could just go ahead and add that procedure on top of the laser one.
the other day i got a parking ticket right as i was getting back to my car. all that stuff that people say about women being able to get out of tickets better than men, is a lie. either that, or my skillz have taken a drastic, and startling, plummet for the worse. that ass face. women are just people too, i guess. like men. i had always hoped that we women were a little bit magical. i'll still hedge my bets that we are. in the end, i made sure to thank him for doing his job. that's just the kind of person i am.
i had a dream the other night that timmy body slammed makena and then i body slammed his life for body slamming an infant. it was terrible. amidst the body slamming, there was a furrious wind storm going on. we never did find out if makena was okay after receiving such a slamming. way to go timmy.
as i always say, love and let love. until next time...
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